WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR LOBO CANCELLATION SPECIAL #1!
Article contains adult language and humor
It’s no surprise to fans that DC’s most inappropriate hero is none other than Lobo S New sidekick, named by the main man himself. In fact, this sidekick’s name may even top Marvel’s infamous SPIDER-B**** in sheer audacity. But whether Lobo’s sidekick or Marvel’s hero holds the crown for most hilariously inappropriate name is a debate that fans must settle for themselves.
Kyle Starks and Kyle Hotz’s Lobo Cancellation Special #1 is a wild ride from start to finish, full of mature humor and ultra-violent action. The special begins with Lobo stranded on a primitive planet for six years until some aliens track him down, looking to hire him for a contract to rescue their king’s daughter, who has been kidnapped by the dreaded Murdercrotch Slaughterface (yes, you read that correct).
While aboard the aliens’ ship, Lobo notices adorable blob-like creatures resting on the aliens’ shoulders and demands one of his own, Creeping his newfound companion with the tongue-in-cheek name MIDIQ.
Meet MIDIQ: Lobo’s New Sidekick Gets Hilariously Inappropriate Name
The pronunciation of “tired” Is “me-thick” – A dirty joke about male genitalia
For those puzzled by the seemingly nonsensical nature of the name, repeating it a few times will quickly reveal its humor.. Pronounced as “me-thick,” The name serves as a crude yet clever reference to Lobo’s male genitalia. The choice of such a name for his new-found companion is quintessentially in character for the main man. Fans have come to adore Lobo for his unapologetic lack of filter and his penchant for raunchy humor, making the naming decision a fitting reflection of his irreverent personality. In this way, the name embodies both Lobo’s outrageousness and the lighthearted absurdity that defines his adventures.
In addition to its name, the humor of Midiq’s presence in the story is amplified by the stark contrast between the adorable creature’s inherent innocence and Lobo’s vulgarity and hardcore biker aesthetic. The Veltrusians, who explain that Midiq is a puffball, are famous throughout the universe for creating the friendly companion toys. Typically, puffballs are harmless, playful and supportive, making them the exact opposite of everything Lobo embodies. However, it is noted that When Midik is placed on Lobo’s shoulder, the adorable blob takes on a fiery appearance, Complete with jagged teeth and red eyes, which more accurately reflects Lobo’s own aesthetic.
How many lame jokes can Lobo make in his comedy special? (hint: a lot)
Writer Kyle Starks pulls zero punches with his unfiltered corny jokes
Kyle Starks doesn’t waste a second of page time before diving right into the lame jokes. The first gag follows the mourning of the puffball, when the King of the Veltrusians responds to Lobo’s choice of name with a hesitant, – Yes, this is very – charming. In response, Lobo retorts, “What? You don’t like mead? Seeing the threat in Lobo’s question, the king begins to dig, declaring how much he loves it. This sets the stage for a hilarious scene, which is only the beginning of the increasingly outrageous Midiq jokes that Starks weaves throughout the comic.
Another memorable moment occurs when Lobo is about to get into a bar fight and instructs a bystander alien to “Stop being tired,” explain, “I don’t want Midick to get hurt in this fight.” As the alien takes the puffball with one hand, Lobo snaps back, “What are you doing? You need to keep both hands busy.” Other standout moments include an alien referring to Midiq as “small,” prompting Lobo’s menacing reply, “Did you just call Midik Little?” And at the end of the issue, when Midik Sad exploded during the battle with Murdercrotch Slaughterface, Lobo Grows, – You puffed up tiredly. Clearly, there is no shortage of entertaining jokes in this wild ride.
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DC isn’t the only comic publisher with a wildly inappropriately named character
Meet Marvel’s Spider-Man ***** – the child of Hawkeye and Spider-Man’s youngest daughter
Lobo’s Midiq is far from the only inappropriate hero in the world of comics. Another notable standout in the realm of raunchy names is Ashley “spider-b*****” BartonThe daughter of Clint Barton and Peter Parker’s youngest daughter, Tonya. Ashley made her first cameo appearance in Wolverine #67, with issue #68 serving as her first full appearance. Wolverine #68 is also where she first picks up the name Spider-B*****, given to her by a guard while she was being held prisoner after a failed mission against Kingpin.
Thus, the codename is not one she chose, but one imposed on her by an enemy. Spider-B**** is particularly significant because, aside from her name Ashley, it is the only hero moniker used for her in Wolverine #68. However, Ashley Barton would later return in various multiverse-spanning stories in the pages of Superior Spider-Man, Amazing Spider-ManAnd many other Spider-themed team-ups and crossover events like Spider-Woman. nevertheless, Fans will always associate her with her debut name – Spider-B*****– which remains the most inappropriate canon name in Marvel history.
Spider-B**** vs. Medik: Which Character Wins the “Most Inappropriately Named” Award?
Will Lobo’s Midiq return to DC Comics?
When it comes to claiming the title of “Most Inappropriately Named Character,” Medik undoubtedly takes the crown. His name is not only outrageously funny but also serves as his official moniker during the special. In contrast, Spider-B****, while undeniably provocative, lacks the same comedic punch. Additionally, Ashley Barton did not choose the name for herself; Rather, it was an insult from a guard during her captivity. So, when weighing the merits of the two names, Midiq’s combination of intentional absurdity and official status makes him the clear winner in the battle for most inappropriately named character.
Unfortunately for fans of Midiq, it seems they won’t be seeing the character again anytime soon, as he’s seemingly been killed off in Lobo’s cancellation special. However, there is a possibility that the puffball could regenerate, much like Lobo himself, especially since Midiq absorbed various characteristics of the main man, which could provide a way for DC to reinforce him in the story. That said, the likelihood of this happening remains low, given this Lobo’s cancellation special was a one-shot story, and developments in such stories typically remain self-contained. Still, fans can always hold out hope for the return of Lobo S Inappropriately named sidekick.
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Lobo Cancellation Special #1 Available now from DC Comics!
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