As a deadly assassin famous for his irreverent and scatological humor, Deadpool Doesn’t seem like the ideal father figure. His murderous background and constant hijinks mean he’s rarely had a stable relationship, let alone a family to call his own. However, Deadpool has a large and ever-growing brood of beings who consider him their father, whether born by cloning, built by engineers, or conceived the old-fashioned way.
Being a father often shows a unique side to Wade, as he struggles to fit parental responsibility into his odd life of fighting supervillains and chasing the next payday. In some cases, Deadpool considers his kids monsters that he is obliged to exterminate, and other times he sees them as the most precious thing in the world. Here are Deadpool’s 12 most powerful children, and how Wade feels about each of them.
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Deadpal
Deadpool first appeared in Gerry Duggan and Mike Hawthorne Deadpool #30. After being attacked by Marvel’s xenomorph equivalent The Brood, Wade gestated a broodling, which then burst out of his stomach. However, thanks to Deadpool’s healing factor, the newly christened ‘Deadpool’ remained merged with his body, and Wade even gave his new baby some tiny guns and their own mask
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Eventually, Deadpool turned on his brood offspring, cutting Deadpool free, but the alien did not die, and was last seen hiding from his ‘father’ on Knowever. Ultimately, Deadpool is a failed brood, but given the species’ ability to mimic the powers of those they infect, it’s possible that the alien tyke is rocking a version of Wade’s cure.
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Squirrelpool
Squirrelpool is the result of Wade’s DNA being fused with that of Squirrel Girl. While Wade considered several clones of his siblings, in Joshua Corin, Todd Nauck and Reilly Brown’s Deadpool: Too soon? Infinite Comic #2Squirrelpool calls Deadpool ‘Dad’ and he acknowledges her as his daughter in return. As a combination of Deadpool and Squirrelgirl, she has new names for her powers, including wrist claws, healing, a gun that fires “Dumbbells of Death,” And teeth strong enough to effortlessly bite through Groot.
Despite recognizing their connection, Deadpool considers Squirrelpool a threat, and fans last saw him teleporting her across the galaxy at random as a way of beating her without killing his ‘daughter’.
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Junior
Squirrel girl is Far From the only super-human who had a ‘child’ with Wade thanks to a DNA combo. In one potential future of the Marvel Universe, the fearless Logan and the smart-alecky Wade have their Weapon X DNA fused together to make Junior. Junior is one possible cause of Deadpool’s death, as seen in Joe Kelly and Mike Hawthorne’s Deadpool: The End.
Created by an evil pharmaceutical company, Deadpool describes Junior as “The Deadliest Killing Machine Ever to Commit Genocide on Planet Earth.” Junior wears an imposing red mask, has claws about like Deadpool himself, and is not the only one of Wade’s offspring to try to kill him.
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Varda Wilson
The offspring of one of Marvel’s strange romances, Warda Wilson is the daughter of Deadpool and Shiklah, the Queen of the Underworld. Warda has Deadpool’s trademark healing powers and a futuristic arsenal of weapons. Debuting at Gerry Duggan and Scott Koblish’s deadpool #6, Warda exists in the potential future of Marvel 2099 and Enemies Her father imprisoned him for decades. It was eventually revealed that Varda was born after Wade and Skyla broke up, and was hidden from her father, suggesting that she may already exist as a child in Marvel’s main reality.
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Varda owns the honor of stealing Wade’s name, although she uses her father’s alias to traffic drugs. When confronted for kidnapping Wade by her half-sister Eleanor, Varda releases a monster from the underworld in retaliation, suggesting that she possesses some of her mother’s abilities, even if only in a political sense.
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Princess
Deadpool’s strange child/pet hybrid brought the character of Renesmee, who also goes by Princess, into the fold as a sidekick of sorts for the wise-cracking antihero. A dog-shaped ‘Carnage II’ symbiote of Deadpool Vol 9 (by Alyssa Wong, Luigi Zagaria, Javier Pina and Martin Coccolo), Princess was created when Harrower implanted symbiotes into Deadpool’s body as part of a cruel experiment.
Instead of giving birth to an evil symbiote, Wade is able to bond with Princess, causing her to consider him her – Papa. Princess is incredibly loyal to Deadpool, using the usual symbiote abilities of shapeshifting to create an arsenal of weapons.
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master matrix
Master Matrix first appeared in Robbie Thompson, Matt Horak, Elmo Bondoc and Flaviano Armentaro. Spider-Man/Deadpool #31 As an Advanced Life Model Decoy (LMD) that was bent on destroying humanity. In a change of heart, he begs Spider-Man for forgiveness and asks to be adopted and raised by Er and Wade. Considering Spider-Man and Deadpool as his ‘dads’, Master Matrix Man helped his father figures in battle many times over.
For example, when he helped his father put the manipulator in prison or when he teamed up with Wade and Spidey to defeat the Working Crew. As a robot, Matrix Man has built-in super strength, agility and durability, as well as the ability to project energy blasts and hijack robots. After being ‘raised’ by Wade and Peter, Master Matrix went on to a happy life, and was last seen working in Hollywood.
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Alpha achromic
Created by Rick Remender and Phil Noto Invisible X-Force #26Alpha Achromic is a product of the White Sky Organization, which possesses tech capable of creating superhumans with completely false memories. To defeat a trio of villains called the Omega Clan, Deadpool rapidly programmed into a superhuman that would be loyal to him and Wolverine, creating his robotic son Alpha Achromic.
Achromic is a robot that is loaded with advanced weapons, and was last seen gunning down the Omega Clan while X-Force escaped – however, fans never saw his death, which in the comics is an all-but guarantee that he will be back.
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Gwenpool
Howard the Duck #1 by Chip Zdarsky, Joe Quinones, Joe Rivera and Travis Lanham
One of the more confusing entries on this list, not only is Gwenpool Not Gwen Stacy, but she’s not even related to Deadpool either. Gwendolyne Poole was just a woman who wanted to be a superhero, and due to her name, her costume designer mistakenly believed that she was a fan of Deadpool. This led to Gwen getting a Deadpool-esque outfit, and eventually the two would meet. Although the two are not related at all, they are bound by the fact that both characters are fully aware that they are in a comic book.
Gwen would meet Deadpool in The Unbelievable Gwenpole #13 by Christopher Hastings, Gurihiru and Alti Firmansyah. While the two began as enemies, battling while trapped in one of Arcade’s traps. Gwen would manage to talk some sense into the more with a mouth, and together, they managed to escape. Since then, they have gotten together several times and have been on pretty friendly terms with one another. This includes Gwen leaving her beloved pet, Jeff the Land Shark, in Deadpool’s care, showing the deep trust she has in Wade.
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Eleanor ‘Ellie’ Camacho
Deadpool’s biological daughter in Marvel’s main universe, Eleanor Camacho was raised away from Deadpool’s influence by her mother Carmelita. Unfortunately, when Carmelita got back in touch, she was brought to the attention of Bartol Utler – a Weapon Plus scientist who took them both prisoner, and ultimately killed Carmelita. Wade adopted Ellie through former SHIELD agent Emily Preston, and watches over her as best he can while trying to keep her existence top secret.
However, this became more difficult when it emerged that Ali was a mutant, with the 2099 timeline (where she battles her half-sister Varda) revealing that she has a powerful healing factor that reverts her to her prime when she is killed, including By natural causes. Eli remains Wade’s most treasured connection, but is constantly at risk thanks to his many enemies and continued hostility to mutants. Her weapon mastery is second to none, and in Deadpool: The EndShe even devises a bomb that can kill Deadpool despite his healing factor.
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Very good
Another ‘child’ created by fusing the DNA of two heroes, Itsy Bitsy is the product of Deadpool and Spider-Man’s DNA. Debuting in Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness’ Spider-Man/Deadpool #8, Itsy Bitsy enjoys the best of both parents’ powers, inheriting their abilities along with her own acidic saliva, pheromone control, and razor-sharp webbing.
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Isi Bitzi wanted to take after her parents by fighting crime, but insisted on doing it by killing as many criminals as possible. In order to save Spider-Man from having to do this, Deadpool goes back on his then-vow to give up killing, atomizing Itsy Bitsy. But she escaped from the confrontation in a larval form, and will surely come back one day soon.
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Negasonic Teenage Warhead
New X-Men #115 by Grant Morrison, Frank Quitely, Tim Townsend, Mark Morales, Brian Haberlin, Hi-Fi Design, Richard Starkings and Saida Temofonte
An incredibly powerful mutant, Negasonic Teenage Warhead is both a psychic and a reality warrior. She can move objects with her mind and see brief glimpses of the future, as well as read the minds of others. But her most powerful ability by far is her ability to warp reality. She is able to do low-level warping like creating a house or clothes from nothing. Negasonic would meet Deadpool in Deadpool & The Mercs For Money #1 by Cullen Bunn, Iban Coello and Salva Espin.
It is here that they would begin their long-lasting father/daughter relationship. Deadpool saved Negasonic when she was captured, and she returned the favor several times. While she is never particularly open about her feelings, her actions speak volumes. When Deadpool lost his memory, she continued to be by his side and acted as his secretary. When Domino took over the Mercs for Money group, Negasonic made it clear that she believed Deadpool was still the leader. Although they are not biologically related, there is no denying that Negasonic looks a lot like a father figure.
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Deathpool
Deathpool is introduced in the mobile game Marvel Strikeforce As the daughter of Deadpool and Death. When she was born, she replaced her mother as dead because only one can exist at the same time. Being raised by Deadpool, it should come as no surprise that the exceptional assassin trained his daughter in combat and martial arts, making her a force to be reckoned with.
As Death, Deathpool holds the power cosmic, giving her immense power. She inherited the abilities of teleportation, energy manipulation, passing through objects and traveling through dimensions because of her position as the living embodiment of death. These powers will come in handy in her quest to kill the Mad Titan, Thanos – her mother’s suitor before Deadpool gets involved.
When Marvel creators give Deadpool a new kid, they tend to go GreatCreating some of the deadliest, most unkillable kids in the Marvel Universe. However, it is worth noting that despite its reputation, Deadpool Tends to be a pretty responsible father – shutting down those of his children who pose a threat to the innocent, and supporting those who are capable of more.